baeskneesbetter than the bee's kneeshttp://baesknees.tumblr.com/post/96413804984http://harrywantsababy.tumblr.com/post/56002714119/im-hiding-naked-in-my-closet-because-there-are

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

blowoffsAmy is the besthttp://blowoffs.tk/post/96413877252/misscrayfish313-magicaltypeyoswin

misscrayfish313:

magicaltypeyoswin:

kingcroacus:

fingers are weird??? like…… our arms just split into other smaller arms…………. ok

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whAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

magnesiology.tumblr.com

someone tell me I’m their tumblr crush. lol I don’t like liars though

beautybrainsandbullshitbeauty, brains and bullshithttp://beautybrainsandbullshit.tumblr.com/post/96412428760http://waltdisneysdaily.tumblr.com/post/83120913186
kevinhasavaginaLightAWayOnMyLovehttp://kevinhasavagina.tumblr.com/post/96412450127/lizards-dont-give-a-fuck-about-the-economyhttp://baklavagina.tumblr.com/post/94987214804/lizards-dont-give-a-fuck-about-the-economy
lizards don’t give a FUCK about the economy


nati0nal-n0bodyStay Pretty.http://nati0nal-n0body.tumblr.com/post/96407621878/fuckyeah-nerdery-dutchster-i-dont-even-needhttp://dutchster.net/post/80821428193/i-dont-even-need-to-know-the-context-of-this

fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

nati0nal-n0bodyStay Pretty.http://nati0nal-n0body.tumblr.com/post/96407673638/realfriendly-i-just-need-to-be-kissed-andhttp://punkprincess.tk/post/96223139779

realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE


committable:

> TeenCoupleBlog <
purple-lanternsSmile :)http://purple-lanterns.tumblr.com/post/96256436480/faster-i-moaned-why-wont-this-page-loadhttp://nygaards.tumblr.com/post/28004063595/faster-she-moaned-why-wont-this-page-load

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingggotta be fearless; ♥http://karlawut.com/post/96256482504/coffeepeople-if-you-are-attracted-to-me-you-arehttp://coffeepeople.tumblr.com/post/68073538330/if-you-are-attracted-to-me-you-are-required-by-law

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

warm-me-upphttp://warm-me-upp.tumblr.com/post/96256502513/carriesfirstperiod-my-mom-just-looked-at-ahttp://lmpossibleprincess.tumblr.com/post/80231734088/my-mom-just-looked-at-a-spider-at-our-kitchen-and

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

purple-lanternsSmile :)http://purple-lanterns.tumblr.com/post/96256523450/de-rock-goddess-tastefullyoffensive-viahttp://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/96108046265/via
warm-me-upphttp://warm-me-upp.tumblr.com/post/96256534288/vanillish-walking-into-class-then-seeing-a-subhttp://vanillish.tumblr.com/post/37304674011/walking-into-class-then-seeing-a-sub

vanillish:

walking into class then seeing a sub

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